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“Yeah, I heard he dresses all his dogs in costumes.”

You all know about Elf on the Shelf, right? Personally, I donโ€™t like the little bastard guy. Hear me out.

First, some background.

The Elf on the Shelf concept seems to be rooted in Scandinavian folklore which tells of household elves who protected peoplesโ€™ homes and ensured prosperity, provided they were bribed with a bowl of warm porridge on Christmas Eve. No porridge and the family faced a year of misfortune. Basically, like a Norse Sopranos story. โ€œNice little log cabin you got here. Be a shame if something happened to it.โ€

Scandinavian Elves (J. Clos, Medium)

The modern tradition surrounding a pixie Elf named Fisbee started in America in the 1970s and then went viral in 2005 because of a book published by the Pitt sisters, Chanda and Christa and their mom. I guess you could say that the Elf is the Pitts, but I wouldnโ€™t say that.

Today, the Elf is a big brand, owned by The Lumistella Company, still led by the family.

Hereโ€™s how it works:

For those who have been living under a rock (or like a Scandinavian troll under a bridge), the Elf is a โ€œscout Elfโ€ who sits on a shelf, table or elsewhere in the house and closely observes the childrenโ€™s behavior during the holiday season.

Every night, the Elf flies back to the North Pole and rats out the kids to Santa Claus who in turn uses the info to make his naughty and nice list picks. The Elf then returns before the children wake up and settles in a new spot and starts the surveillance again. The rules are that the children must not touch the Elf, or its magic is lost, and the Elf remains still during the day but comes alive at night.

Fisbee’s true nature revealed.

Letโ€™s be blunt. The Elf is a snitch, a stoolie, a squealer who manipulates little ones into good behavior by threatening to have Santa withhold Christmas presents. Is that a good example to set for Christmas? Little rat fink.

OK, thatโ€™s maybe a little harsh (although accurate.)

True Elf-lore aficionados will point out that precursors to Fisbee the Elf can be found as far back as the late 1940s and early 1950s in Japan.

Japanese interpretation of an American Elf circa 1950

They were mass-produced in the US-occupied Japan as part of the rebuilding of Japanese manufacturing to pay off its war debts to the US after WWII. They were called โ€œknee-huggingโ€ Elves because their arms and legs were constructed with a fabric covered wire that could be bent and shaped to hold on to oneโ€™s leg.

Knee-hugger Elf, Japan 1952

Today, the Elf on a Shelf is a heavy-duty global brand with a big media presence in North America, Europe, Australia and yes, Japan.

But I donโ€™t trust him.

“He’s sketchy, DogDad.”


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20 responses to “Mauzer On A Shelf”

  1. Helen Devries Avatar
    Helen Devries

    Your blog is decidedly educational…..I have never known why people put nasty looking dolls on shelves over the Christmas period and now, thanks to you, I do which makes me think unfestive thoughts about those who do it.

    I’ve found a little treat for you and the princess……….https://air.bark.co/pages/retreats?utm_source=Klaviyo&utm_medium=email&_kx=xbZfnTjA6EhKzCQE-FW8YygwWlW-lrgL0n5XFOVXHZA.VCcZ4L

  2. Reiko's Journey Avatar

    We strive to provide an educational environment. We fail, but we strive anyway.

    Your link to Kona Resort’s Bark Air program made me smile in ways you might not have imagined. The Kona Resort was Machiko’s and my favorite hideaway in Hawaii. In the old days (before its buyout by Rosewood and remodel) it was a like secret, hidden enclave on the Big Island, no phones, no TVs and no locks on doors – you placed a coconut in front of your door if you desired total privacy.

    The individual hales (huts) were extraordinary, the best were only feet from ocean’s edge and at night one could watch the giant manta rays leaping by moonlight. Flocks of white peafowl strolled the property. Superb sea food.

    We visited there three times and each trip was wonderful. We often talked about our times together there and your mentioning that name Kona Resort brought back good memories.

    It’s much different now. Still a delightful spot, $$$$$ of course (Starting at $2,690++ per night. per the link), but I guess you can now bring your dog so that’s something. Reiko won’t be flying BarkAir anytime soon, I fear.

    Edit: Our visits were late 80s, early 90s and the nightly fee for the best hut (“our” hut) was $650 which I remembered because it was considered shockingly high back then.

    1. Helen Devries Avatar
      Helen Devries

      It sounds idyllic……glad it brought back the good times.
      I live in dread of my lot reading about Bark Air…..luckily it does not serve San Jose….yet.

  3. Julia Avatar

    ๐Ÿคฃ Reiko, I don’t trust that elf either. Nox

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      Feel free to savage him, Nox. He’s spying on your family. Pretend he’s made of bacon.

      1. Julia Avatar

        You lost Nox at the mention of bacon ๐Ÿฅ“. ๐Ÿ˜‚

        1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

          I have not forgotten…be patient Miss Nox.

          1. Julia Avatar

            I donโ€™t want to be patient! Nox quoting Sally from โ€œThe Nightmare Before Christmas.โ€

  4. Xena and Lucy Avatar

    Chia: I will tear up any elf that enters my domain and leave Santa Paws a note with his cookies and milk saying, “Your elf ran away.”
    Xena: If you lie, Santa Paws won’t leave you anything.
    Chia: Santa will never know cause his elf snitch won’t be around to tell him.. And I’ve already got an early Christrmas present that Santa sent me through the mail: a new T-shirt

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      We depend on warrior dogs like Chia and Xena to protect us from the intrusive and exploitive Elves who try delete us from Santa’s nice list. Obviously this doesn’t apply to some of our blog companions who are perennially on the naughty list and you know who you are. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

      1. Xena and Lucy Avatar

        Chia: Uh, Xena, he’s not talking about me is he?
        Xena: No, we’re his warrior dogs. Unless you just blew it.

  5. lois Avatar

    What parents see in that evil little elf is beyond me. Can you imagine what five cats would do to that elf? Heheh. I can, too.

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      It would be both amusing and appropriate if you’d sponsor a Coliseum-like event where the Elves are sacrificed to the Cat Gladiators. Are you not entertained? You could sit in final judgment, Empress Lois, and when Chubbs asks thumbs up or down, you know what to do.

      1. lois Avatar

        Chubbs…I cannot stop laughing. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น

  6. doesitevenmatter3 Avatar

    Oh, my! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ The elf IS a narc, a rat, a blabbermouth!
    He’s never set foot in our home!
    Interesting history, but weird…especially related to kids!
    And I don’t trust him!
    Hey! Maybe the elf on the shelf should become the snitch in the ditch or the fink in the brink…Okay, I’ll stop now…and no elves from shelves, or otherwise, were harmed in the writing of this comment. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€
    (((HUGS))) โค๏ธโค๏ธ

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      I owe you an apology, Carolyn. Among all our blog horde, I thought for sure that you would have an Elf on a Shelf. It’s a compliment to my high regard for your kind heart but now I am even more impressed because you recognize the little rat fink for the contemptible informer that he is.

      1. doesitevenmatter3 Avatar

        They were not a thing when my kids were young. (My kids are all over 40 years old now! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ) And my kids never did elf on a shelf with their kids. (My youngest grandchild is 13 now! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ )
        So, I had to learn about elf on a shelf from other people and I never really saw the value in it.
        I always believed somehow Santa just knew (naughty and/or nice) and didn’t need anyone reporting my unfortuante-misdeeds to him. ๐Ÿ˜‰ HA! ๐Ÿ˜€

  7. Tynecastle Avatar

    This is indeed educational. I was aware of these grotty elves all over the place, and stupid people everywhere jumping on the bandwagon, but had no idea from whence they originated.
    Now I know, I find myself in agreement with your opinion.
    I am non surprised that some US conglomerate has taken them over, magnified their advertising, and amassed lots of dollars from this.
    There was enough needless pap at Christmas already.
    Of course, my nephew’s wife has got the kids dressed like this for Xmas!
    Good news however, I have not yet heard any Xmas music!

  8. Reiko's Journey Avatar

    Check your mail…I sent you a Mariah Carey Christmas Album (1994) featuring “All I Want For Christmas Is You.” I know how you dearly love that tune. By the way, the Elf franchise was not bought out by private equity or a big company; the original family members still have controlling interest in the brand. But who cares anyway, right? I recommend you send out a Christmas card featuring a photo of you dressed as an Elf on a Shelf holding a glass of the finest whisky whiskey.

    1. Tynecastle Avatar

      WHISKY!

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