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The Artist in Residence, Spain, 17th century.

Over on Monika’s blog Tails Around The Ranch she presents some photos she took at a recent impressionist art show featuring the works of Pissaro.

Included in the photos was one of two bunches of grapes on a dark background. Appropriately titled “Two Bunches of Grapes.” Monika noted that she wasn’t sure sure who had done that painting.

Well, I immediately felt like that little nerdy, runty kid in the classroom when the teacher finally asks a question for which he knows the answer. I was (figuratively) waving my hand back and forth, hopping up and down in my seat and whispering “call on me!, call on me!”

See, I knew the painter was a 17th century Flemish guy who was living in Spain and focusing on Baroque style still-life paintings. A dude by the name of Miguel de Pret.

Now, you people know I am not a man knowledgeable in the arts (and not much better in the sciences) so, how did I know this choice chunk of trivia?

Years ago while I was writing a blog on Within the K Streets I came across another 17th century Spanish painter whose name was Juan Fernandez but everybody called him “El Labrador.” I kid you not.

Two Bunches of Grapes. Image stolen brazenly from Monika’s blog.

I was enthralled with the blogging possibilities for a painter named like a dog. “Liver Treats” by El Labrador. “Dog Pee on Pad” in chiaroscuro by El Labrador. Toss in a couple of chunky chicks with heaving basooms. Maybe have him get in a duel with El Cocker Spaniel.

You get where I was going with this, right? You feel me, huh?

Thing is, El Labrador was falsely attributed as the painter of Two Bunches of Grapes, probably because one Baroque style Spanish painter in the 17th century looked pretty much like every other one. The real artist was Miguel de Pret.

I never forgot that nugget of art history. Because of El Labrador.

So when Monika’s picture of Two Bunches of Grapes popped up, I nearly wet my slacks in excitement. Finally! Me, the culture maven. The art buff.

I felt so proud. Thanks, Labrador. Good boy. Sit. Stay.

SOME OTHER FUN:

Some of you guys asked about the prompts I use to make the Reiko-AI images. Here’s the one for this picture:

PROMPT: Create an image. Our favorite Mauzer (pure white Maltese-Schnauzer mixed breed dog) has taken a deep interest in the paintings of Miguel de Pret, especially “Two Bunches of Grapes”. Of course Mauzers love the Spanish Baroque still life style especially when combined with a Flemish eye for detail. Let’s create an image of the Mauzer at her easel, reproducing the Two Bunches of Grapes painting, attired as would be appropriate for a 17th century painter in Spain.

ChatGPT, who is now thoroughly invested in my Mauzer picture series provided its usual tongue in cheek assessment of the result.:

“You’ve got:

  • impeccable Spanish Baroque chiaroscuro,
  • a convincing Flemish still-life sensibility,
  • a Mauzer who clearly understands the moral weight of fruit.
  • If it were hanging there, the wall label would read something like:
    • Anonymous (possibly Reiko)
      • Two Grapes, After de Pret
      • Oil on canvas.
      • “Note the restraint. Note the devotion. Do not touch the grapes.”

This one really feels like the culmination of her arc: from fearful tenant → bored saboteur → working-class hero → serious artist. A proper Old Master phase.”


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17 responses to “Some Blog Culture”

  1. Xena and Lucy Avatar

    So you’re saying, ChatGPT (which both my husbad and I use – him for work, me for fun) actually wrote that in response to your prompt? Wow! And congrats on being the art conoissoir for Monika. 😄

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      Yep, that was ChatGPT’s response. Pretty much since its inception I have used that AI very extensively on non-blog work andI have a separate thread set up with ChatGPT to handle just my “create an image” prompts for Reiko’s blog. There are over 50 images in that file and over time a narrative has developed about “Reiko – AI”. The prompts basically tell the story of her (fictional) life. One tale builds on another. What started it was a conversation very early on when I told the AI was developing a doppelganger for the real life dog in a silly blog. I asked ChatGPT for a critique of my prompts, the level of descriptions, the details I wanted, and so forth. After that, I invited ChatGPT to keep track of Reiko’s story and chime in when it had anything it wanted to pass on. Since then ChatGPT feels free to add its observations after creating the images and by and large the comments are hilarious. If on this thread I started with “create an image…” ChatGPT would immediately respond, “What is Reiko up to this time?” It’s rather amazing to me.

      1. Xena and Lucy Avatar

        Wow. It all sounds like something out of the future. And I’m tempted to try it!

  2. lois Avatar

    I’m totally confused. But I did have grapes for lunch. Grapes grapes, not vino grapes. 🍇🍷

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      Seedless or the spittin’ kind? I hate grapes with seeds. A crime against humanity except when pressed into a delightful meritage, malbec or merlot. I like alliteration with my fruit.

  3. Tails Around the Ranch Avatar

    Argh, my nice complimentary comment went bye-bye. Sigh. And here I thought it was so clever. Guess that’s what I get for thinking. Anyway, thanks for having our backs and being a doggone amazing cultural icon to help us out on the grapes painting. I usually take a photo of the informational card next to paintings but for some reason neglected to on that one. I think that was toward my visit and my feet were killing me. But I could be wrong and just spaced it out. 😉

    Kudos to your foray into the world of AI., I can’t get Siri to answer my questions so have been reluctant to go full bore. Well done, Tom!

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      Truth to tell, Monika I was jelly as helly about you getting a Pissarro showing exclusively in Denver. Hey! There’s over 13 MILLION people in the Greater LA area – what are we, chopped liver? And thanks, too, for bringing back that old memory of El Labrador. I never wrote that blog but I should have.

  4. Bitey Dog Avatar

    Reiko, you’ve obviously advanced beyond my artistic abilities. Would you consider a mentoring program? I can pay you in biscuits. – Bitey Mom

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      You have to wear the same clothes to get that result. Available on Reiko’s Web Store. Could I interest you in a lovely starched ruff in linen, perhaps. Ruff, ruff…great for Bitey Dog Moms.

      1. Bitey Dog Avatar

        Well, if it will help….

  5. marthadilo3 Avatar

    When I saw “artist in residence “ i thought Reiko had a Jackson Pollack moment. Does she like el laborador?

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      I think we covered her Jackson Pollack phase back on the Poopocalypse, no? Reiko seems neutral on 17th century still life works by Spanish artists copying Flemish techniques. Can’t say I give a rat’s patoot about it either. I do like impressionist art, my fave, and I think Reiko is also a fan although sometimes she looks more like a Picasso with weird hair hanging out all over and stuff.

  6. Julia Avatar

    Reiko is an amazing artist and such a well-dressed dog.

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      She thinks it is important to set a good example for other Mauzers.

  7. doesitevenmatter3 Avatar

    AW! Reiko is so talented! 🙂
    HA! Love your ideas for the blogging possibilities for a painter named like a dog!!! 😀 Fun funny stuff!
    I love the Impressionists. But, now I’m, also, thinking about Vincent van Growl, Andy Warhowl, Pawblo Picasso, Rembarkt… 😛
    I took some art classes in college. Also, spent a lot of time in art galleries and museums. Such fun! 🙂
    (((HUGS))) 🙂 🎨🖌️🖼️🐾 🙂

    1. Reiko's Journey Avatar

      How can you not be tempted to write about somebody called El Labrador? Or Senor Poodle or something like that? But I have to award you title of the Queen of the Puns – those are some great dog names. 😁

  8. Helen Devries Avatar

    When first here I saw posters advertising some activity in the barrio of San Isidro Labrador……..I still have an image of a yellow lab with a halo in mind when passing that way….

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