It’s a very rainy day here in Socal and Reiko and I are somewhat bored. So we’d thought we’d inflict the same on you.
1. Scotland’s national animal is a unicorn. That explains so much, doesn’t it? It symbolizes purity, innocence, and power. In other words, batting 0 for 3.
2. It has been proven that when given a choice, chickens prefer to eat leftover fried chicken or chicken nuggets from fast food establishments more than chicken feed. I’m lovin’ it.
3. Apparently up to 10% of Europe’s births occur to women who conceived their child on an IKEA mattress/bed. 6% worldwide. No reliable numbers exist for the US.
4. Statistically, most people will spend a year of their life sitting on the toilet. (Probably being watched by the dog. Right, Reiko?)
5. Your average dog is roughly as smart as a two year old child. (Does not apply to all dogs. Trust me. It’s an average. Right, Reiko?)
You may now return to doing something productive with your day.
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